I will make sure there is a towel in the bathroom before I take a shower.

I will make sure there is a towel in the bathroom before I take a shower.

I will make sure there is a towel in the bathroom before I take a shower.

I will make sure there is a towel... oh, shit.

Did it again. I'm freezing.




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My alternate profile for nudes and glamour:

How is it possible for a 140-pound person to produce 3 metric tons of snot in a 2-day period?

Yeah, I'm sick. I either have a really, really nasty cold, or I have the Bubonic Plague. I was leaning toward the Plague for a while, but I'm starting to feel better so it seems maybe I'm going to survive after all.


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I just need to get something off my chest here...

The next time I hear some jackass on the radio refer to October as "Rock-tober", I am going to steal a bulldozer and plow it right through his audio booth. Can we please make this a capitol offense? Please? Seriously... this shit's been going on for 3+ decades now... is there anyone left on the face of the planet who still thinks this is clever? Can't we just silence these genetically defective mutants already? You know, maybe require them to fulfill an IQ requirement in order to speak on the air? I say it's time we tried it.

Okay. I feel better now. Have a nice day!


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Yes, I'm a whore. I sold out. I just shot my third wedding this past weekend, and now that I've officially been indoctrinated into the world of wedding photographers, I thought it would be a good idea to try and ease the pain of this horrifying new development. And what better way to do so than to share some of the hilarious outtakes?



Yup, that would be the esteemed groom. (The wedding was a casual Hawaiian-themed affair.) As for his expression... well, I can only imagine. I was setting up a shot and saw this in the corner of the viewfinder, and just barely had time to snap a quick shot.

Coming in Part 2: Outtakes from ~Zoe-Star 's wedding!
And in Part 3: The bride's father with upside-down Vulcan ears! (Warning: this one is effin' creepy!)


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Dear Dell Computers,

I just wanted to send you a quick note to let you know how impressed I am with the construction of your computers. You see, after numerous hard drive crashes yesterday evening, I finally resorted to tossing the computer down my basement stairs. I must say that I was pleasantly surprised by the lack of damage to the computer tower. Aside from some minor dents in the metal housing, it survived my savage attack without a scratch. This is truly impressive. (Of course, the matter of the hard drive crashes which led to the aforementioned attack is a completely separate and very unfortunate issue altogether, however, I wish to focus on the positive, so I shall not go into further detail on that matter.)

Unfortunately, the hard drive crashes I described earlier have made it impossible to use my very impressively built computer. (And I will admit that the ungraceful journey down my stairwell probably did very little to remedy the situation.) Luckily, I have a laptop to use as a backup (which you will be pleased to know is also a Dell, by the way) so that I can keep in touch with you and keep you up to date on the condition of my crippled machine. I have to say, however, that I am rather concerned about the potential of a similar incident occurring on this machine as well. But please, do not worry. If I should happen to inflict a similar fate on my laptop, I will be certain to purchase a MacBook as soon as possible so that I can let you know how it held up to the attack.

Once again, I thank you for your impressively built (albeit poorly functioning) computers. May you be blessed by the deity of your choice.

Most sincerely,
Steve Bradley



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